Brandon Nazarco: a paranoid
Cletus: friend of Hank, the postal worker
Dora Mae: a young runaway girl with turrets syndrome
Eziquel: the son of Sam Cooper
Frank Brown: obsessed with UFOs
General Frotzcoff: a WWII veteran
Hank Delour: a post-office worker and killer
Hans: a bartender at the Greasy Spoon Saloon and war crime escapee
Helga Martin: a sumo wrestler
Ida: a lonely waitress at the Greasy Spoon Saloon
Irma: an old senile woman
Jung Lee: a psychopath prison warden and owner of the slaughter house
Mabel Johnson: a town gossip and church organist
Madame: the mysterious owner of the brothel
Mervyn: the owner of the Hinky Dinky gas station and father of 12 illegitimate children
Sally: a clown
Sam Cooper: the vinyl salesman
Vanessa Wood: the owner of the Shoots and Shots drive-through gun shop